Uggs.
Not meant to be created in this universe and timeline.
Not meant to be created in ANY universe or timeline.
And definitely not meant to be worn by Big Foot.
But so many things happen that should never have been. Lady GaGa, for example. So I guess Big Foot going to the mall in search of an Uggs outlet is...ok.
I have to credit Big Foot on this, though. Think about it. Knowing that he probably won't find an outlet, then the slim chance of them having any in his size...why would he even bother? Yet, apparently he did. And the reports suggest that he did so while eating Wetzel's Pretzels - not just a pretzel from there, but the whole stand itself.
Anyway, for this guy to get up and head out into the busy weekend traffic, search endlessly for a parking space for his oversized Hummer, wade through all the 'L.A. Girls' and their huge sunglasses that cover half their faces, all while knowing there probably isn't an Uggs outlet at that particular mall...it says something about his character.
When he wants something, he goes to get it.
Now why he would be interested in Uggs in the first place? To each his own.
According to the reports, Big Foot didn't find an Uggs outlet. He went home empty pawed. And a few pounds heavier thanks to that Wetzel's Pretzels stand.
But at least he tried.
By God, the creature tried.
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